competition-because not only man compare their sizes.

confidence-established and nurtured diring childhood but crushed by one bird deciding to shit on your head.

congratulations-you are now a pedophile.

congratulations-you just beat two trees.

congratulations-your son isnt gay.

coolnes-you may be cool but youll never be 4 popped collar cool.

coolness-you will never be as cool as this guy.

copypasta-mmm this copypasta is delicious would you like some.

copypasta-when every post is a repost repost.

costumes-sometimes you just shouldnt.

courage-do one brave thing today... then run like hell.

copypasta-mmm this copypasta is delicious would you like some.

creationism-fuck science now this shit rocks

creativity-if life gives you no money for hats make a fro hat.

Creepy house-its watching you masturbate

creepy thread-because you werent planning on sleeping any time soon.

Creepy Threads-Its not like you were going to sleep anytime soon anyway

cults-join us.

cunt punt-when youve had just about enough of playing fair.

cunt-rest-assured-you-are-one

cutest thing ever-nothing you see will compare to its sheer adorable.

damn-they got smart.

dear leader-im so ronery.

death-its permanent.

deception-hide where youre lest likely to be found.

dedication-because winning isnt everything. its the only thing.

dehydrated water-just add water.

delicious cake-nom nom nom.

delicious-the food that is.

denial-admitting wrong doing is a sign of weakness.