you sir-are fucking awesome.
you-something this man will not under any circumstances give up.
you son of a bitch-you just divided by zero didnt you.
your couch-fuck it.
your dirty mind-its just a lamp what did you think it was.
your doing it wrong-no matter how hard you try it is impossible to fax a cat.
your sister-she sees your porn.
youre fat-dont try and sugar coat it because youll eat that too.
youre fucking next.