america-welcome and enjoy your stay.

an edjumacation-he aint got none.

anal fisting-im lovin it.

anger-even jesus was down with it.

Anger-you make fun of a guy long enough and he will find a way to mess up your day

animal rights-animals have the right to be tasty.

anime-drugs would be cheaper.

antlers-natures best ball scratcher.

apathy-fuck your sins im going home.

aphex-twin-honestly does he write this stuff or just slam the keyboard.

apple-think different.

art-the holy grail is to spend less time making the picture than it takes people to look at it.

asian girls-do you really want to fap to anything else.

ass hats-you got it right

atheists-winning since 33 ad.

attitude-it takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile but only three for proper trigger squeeze.

attraction-try it without the uniform see how that goes.

australia-where the spiders are so big they have little health bars.

Australia-worst country in europe

Australians-Don't fuck with them

autonomy-the sooner your child learns it the better.

awesomeness-a woman who not only lets you take pics of her naked ass but also allows you to pose your guns on it and tells you its ok to post them online.

backside attack-its like saying hello in organic chemistry.

backup plans-sometimes theyre so good you want everything else to fail.

Bacon Tits-Because the only thing better than tits is tits with bacon

bangher-then leever.

barack obama-hed tap that.

Barel rolls-always the best option

barrell roll-do it.

barrell roll-not always the best solution.