life-you finally get your day in the sun and then sand ninjas.

limitations-everyone has them.

limitations-thats why you dont tell a retard child they can be anything they want when they grow up.

Linux-windows-mac-choose your weapon

linux-windows-mac-choose your weapon.

listen-to-mee-I-hate-all-of-you

lobster-I-wish-I-was-this-one

lobster knife fight-words cannot express the awesome.

logical awesome-my codes are perfect

lol chair-hell take whatever ass he can get.

lol-teh internetz.

Lolicon-it has a nicer ring to it than pedophile

longcat-holds no sway over the power of widedog.

longcat-is really really fucking long

look at this fucking hat-look at it. it rules.

loyalty-sometimes words alon can not describe it.

Luckys-last-photo-well-miss-him

luke i fucked your mother luke-technically accurate doesnt quite have the same feeling somehow

lying-remember kids im a professional dont try this at home

mac os-yea its pretty much like that.

macs-enjoy when the switch breaks and you have to get a whole new car because its welded to the frame.

macs-they never crash.

magnum-yes thats the face youll be making later.

major fail-reporting for duty.

manliness-only gaston can beat these two stylish motherfuckers.

manwich-shut the fuck up and eat.

marco polo-yet another game made more exciting by the addition of firearms

mars-water it is on mars.

masturbation-playing with yourself.

Maybe shes born with it-maybe its maybelline