goatse-because youll never forget your first goatse.
god-a shitty writer of fiction
god-he laughs at our suffering.
godzilla-the-key-to-happiness
gold digger-get down girl go ahead get down.
golf-because hitting a ball into a cup is better than watching 2 girls crap in one.
good humor-cuz you wanna fill out those whitey tighties.
good news everyone-your reading this in professor farnworths voice arent you
gothopotamus-be lucky its on a leash.
gravity-fuck gravity im a cat.
great britain-greater.
growing up-is highly overrated.
gtfo-get-the-fuck-out
halloween-better than christmas.
halt-hammerzeit
hamster infantry-serious fucking business.
handcuffs-because they are much easier to explain to your kids than a sex swing.
handjobs-an eye opening experience.
happy bug-jesus christ look how fucking happy he is.
happy-deer-is-happy