good news everyone-your reading this in professor farnworths voice arent you

gothopotamus-be lucky its on a leash.

gravity-fuck gravity im a cat.

great britain-greater.

growing up-is highly overrated.

gtfo-get-the-fuck-out

halloween-better than christmas.

halt-hammerzeit

hamster infantry-serious fucking business.

handcuffs-because they are much easier to explain to your kids than a sex swing.

Hans moleman-cooler than milhouse

happy bug-jesus christ look how fucking happy he is.

happy-deer-is-happy

happy puppy-is seriously fucking happy.

harpoons-we fukin manned them and it aint doin shit.

hate crime-it wont bring irwin back.

having it all-dare to dream.

hawking-now available in lego.

health and safety in the workplace-you never know when you might need it.

heavenly cat-can you resisit it.

Hentai-Because real girls wont dress like this

hepatitis c-sign me up for that shit.

herpes-the gift so nice he gave it twice.

high school girls-because no matter how old you are theyre always the same age.

hills-run to them.

hitler-hes still alive.

Hitting-thats how people die

hobbies-because flushing your money down the toilet isnt as much fun.

Holy fucking bible-did you know jesus was a je

holy shit-this is awesome.