good news everyone-your reading this in professor farnworths voice arent you
gothopotamus-be lucky its on a leash.
gravity-fuck gravity im a cat.
great britain-greater.
growing up-is highly overrated.
gtfo-get-the-fuck-out
halloween-better than christmas.
halt-hammerzeit
hamster infantry-serious fucking business.
handcuffs-because they are much easier to explain to your kids than a sex swing.
Hans moleman-cooler than milhouse
happy bug-jesus christ look how fucking happy he is.
happy-deer-is-happy
happy puppy-is seriously fucking happy.
harpoons-we fukin manned them and it aint doin shit.
hate crime-it wont bring irwin back.
having it all-dare to dream.
hawking-now available in lego.
health and safety in the workplace-you never know when you might need it.
heavenly cat-can you resisit it.
Hentai-Because real girls wont dress like this
hepatitis c-sign me up for that shit.
herpes-the gift so nice he gave it twice.
high school girls-because no matter how old you are theyre always the same age.
hills-run to them.
hitler-hes still alive.
Hitting-thats how people die
hobbies-because flushing your money down the toilet isnt as much fun.
Holy fucking bible-did you know jesus was a je
holy shit-this is awesome.
