17 Dollars-Now that's gangsta
18 Times the Speed of Light-Because fuck you einstein
40 seconds-Gone forever
404 Firetruck-Fire not found
50 CENT-Only worth 0.337 euro.
56-When the number of stars begin to outmatch your IQ.
90 000 Tons of Diplomacy-Wars are of course as a rule to be avoided but they are far better than certain kinds of peace. theodore roosevelt.
99 Problems-But a bitch aint one
A Christian-Well that doesn't make you a good person
A Dirty Mind-If youve got one youll see it.
A DRAEM AND A DERAM-They have them
a network cable is unplugged-youre fucked.
a soul mate-not intended for everyone.
aaaaaw-look at those cute puppies.
acceptance-its not bestiality its inter species passion stop sexual orientation discrimination.
add-the fires over there.
Addiction-at some point the problem is going to be evident even to you
Admiral ackbar-he knows when something is a trap
africa-finally winning at something
agnosticism-when you just want people to shut the fuck up.
air conditioning-keeping things cool.
airshipcat-cleared for landing.
Alcohole loves me-even if she doesnt
alcoholism-guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.
ambition-shoot for the moon even if you miss youll land among the stars or the unimaginable hideous gaping void of space one of the two
america vs russia-learn the difference it can save your life.