17 Dollars-Now that's gangsta

18 Times the Speed of Light-Because fuck you einstein

40 seconds-Gone forever

404 Firetruck-Fire not found

50 CENT-Only worth 0.337 euro.

56-When the number of stars begin to outmatch your IQ.

90 000 Tons of Diplomacy-Wars are of course as a rule to be avoided but they are far better than certain kinds of peace. theodore roosevelt.

99 Problems-But a bitch aint one

A Challenger-Dissappears.

A Christian-Well that doesn't make you a good person

A Dirty Mind-If youve got one youll see it.

A DREAM AND A Deram-They have them

a network cable is unplugged-youre fucked.

a soul mate-not intended for everyone.

aaaaaw-look at those cute puppies.

acceptance-its not bestiality its inter species passion stop sexual orientation discrimination.

add-the fires over there.

Addiction-at some point the problem is going to be evident even to you

Admiral ackbar-he knows when something is a trap

africa-finally winning at something

afroduck-all hail.

agnosticism-when you just want people to shut the fuck up.

air conditioning-keeping things cool.

airshipcat-cleared for landing.

Alcohole loves me-even if she doesnt

alcoholism-guaranteed to help you forget your other problems.

ambition-shoot for the moon even if you miss youll land among the stars or the unimaginable hideous gaping void of space one of the two

America-Fuck Yeah

america-fuck yeah.

america vs russia-learn the difference it can save your life.